Josh Freese–A Perfect Up-Sale

photo from Josh Freese's Myspace

The blatant free downloading of music occurs all too frequently, often inducing slight pangs of guilt. Fortunately, you do not have to feel bad any longer! Josh Freese, drummer of A Perfect Circle, has set up many interesting incentives to actually purchase his new EP.  The price of the EP My New Friends is between the low cost of $5 to the ever fulfilling $75,000–it’s a number that keeps on fulfilling and fulfilling. Seventy-five thousand dollars is a ridiculous price for an EP, and Freese realizes this. He mans up to give his fans more bang for their buck by including some “priceless” items and experiences to be sold along with the EP.

The different packages contain items that range from a thank you phone call from Freese to taking Josh to lunch at PF Chang’s in Long Beach; you’ll have to pick up the check, though. But wait! Act now and you can even get Freese to join your band for a month for the low cost of 75k! If you buy within the next 30 minutes, you can trade his band services in for him to be your personal assistant. Maybe some of his personal assistant duties could be wiping your butt after you do your business, but that one might cost another 100k. Freese has also roped some of his friends like Johnny Knoxville, Danny Carey from Tool, Dexter Holland from The Offspring, and Twiggy Ramirez into some of the package deals.  Wouldn’t you pay seventy-five hundred dollars to have a spa day with Josh and Twiggy?  Well, someone already has.

Visit Josh Freese’s website to read all of the exciting ways that you can spend money supporting his EP My New Friends.Act fast because quantities are limited!