The 2012 Capitol Hill Block Party reached critical mass during Major Lazer’s Saturday night performance. The streets were packed with people from all over Western Washington, mixing intimately in ways both pleasant and unpleasant.
Things overheard while stuck in the thick of things:
“FIGURE OUT YOUR F***ING LIFE SOMEWHERE ELSE”
“WHAT THE F**K?!! COME AT ME BRO!”
“I tried to sneak in my step-ladder but it got confiscated.”
“Comin’ or goin? Figure it out.”
“[Diplo] got into a giant ball? What a dick!”
“Is she getting daggered? She’s totally getting daggered right now.”
“This is like Brazil!” “Yeah, a s***ty Brazil.”
“I really envy that stuffed animal right now”
“Hey! Thanks for being an asshole”
“No problem, b**ch.”
“Go back to your side of the Lake!”
“F**k off, Cap Hill f***ot!”
“We are all going to die, and we deserve it because we are stupid.”
Ahh another Saturday in the city.